she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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