I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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