we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
