I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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