fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Damn victory sex feels great
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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