i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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