In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
