Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
There r osticjed everywhere
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
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