Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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