I'm eating all of the evidence.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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