so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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