Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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