Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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