I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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