Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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