she was so not down for the gang bang
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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