Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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