Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
