He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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