I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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