i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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