I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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