I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
They are going to name an STD after you.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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