I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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