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i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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