i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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