Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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