She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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