what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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