I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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