Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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