i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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