We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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