All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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