But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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