I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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