That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You took a bar mat shot.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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