It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
