I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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