How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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