dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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