no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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