dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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