just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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