real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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