Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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