It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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