I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
You're a waste of cheezeits
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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