Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
