Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
