I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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