friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You need a sexual gate keeper
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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