He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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