like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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