Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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