he wants to bone in the snuggie
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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