he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I will be naked everywhere
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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