David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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